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Here is the list of Jokes SMS in English.

Best pick up line to approach a Girl:
Boy: Is ur Dad Terrorist?
.
Girl: Wht?
Boy: No! I askd
Coz u r such a
Bomb!

HELLO meri aavaj aa rahi hai.. Hello hello..?
.
kya aavaj nhi aa rhi hai?
.
ab.. ab bhi nahi.
.
abe dhaKKan ye SMS hai awaz kaha se aayegi.

Samundar Se Keh Do Apni Lehre Samhaal ke Rakhe,
.
Zindgi me Tufan Laane k Liye Hmara”Result”Hi Kaafi Hai..

Science vala Sochta hai k Rose kaise bana?
Arts vala Sochta hai k Rose kaise Draw karu.?
But
Commerce vala Sochta hai k Rose kise Du.?
Dat’s marketing…

Once der was a fight between Me and a Tiger…
.
I Ran away…
Why?
.
To Save d Tiger…

Only 1411 r left!!! 😉
Otherwise u know me..

perfect things in life u should never lose:
1. Character
2. Self respect
3. Hope
4. Heart
5. ????

Well…….. u know my name right..?

Top 5 funny shop names
1-Gandhi hair care
2-Malika saree centre
3-Salman marriage beauro
4-Dolly bindra fitness centre
5-Rakhi sawant satsang kendra.

Universal truth we learnt:-

“sun rises in the east”
Fact:- “sun neither rises nor sets, only earth rotates..!”.

Moral 🙂
“Educatn spoils our commonsense”

Love affair in school:
GIRL’S WAYS
A girl sitting on D 1st bench turns her back &
Sees D boy Sitting on D last bench & says- “Thank God !!!
Stupid Aaya Hai!”
.
BOY’S WAYS:
Be4 D boy could see his girl entering in D class
all his friends start shouting
“ABEY TERI WAALI AA GAYI”.

Evry girl wants a guy..
.
Who hugs her wen tey r watching a scary movie,
.
Who will always b D 1 2 make her laugh,
.
Who will never complain, never stare at other girls,
.
Who will b romantic & nt scared 2 say “I love U”,
.
& he will love her 4 who she is…
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& tat guy is wat Google calls No Results Found’!

Loha Lohe Ko Kaat’ta Hai,
Hira Hire Ko Kaat’ta Hai,
Aap ko Bhi Ek Din Kutta Kaatega,
Qki..
Kutta kisi ko b kaat sakta he.
B positive yaar.



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Bhojpuri ishq-
Taj mahal kaun chiz ba,
hum ehu se badi imarat banwaib,
Mumtaz to mar ke dafan bhail rahe,
tohke sasuri hum zinda dafnaib.

How 2 kill a girl ?
Give her a beautiful dress.
nice jewelery.
costly cosmetics.
Then lock her in a room without a mirror.
Tadap Tadap kar mar jayegi..

Last word said by the American Soldiers to Osama Bin laden….
.
.
.
Dhappa…:D

OSAMA Nark me Yamraj se bola1 cal Kr Lu Pakistan?
Yam-Kar Lo.
OSAMA-Kitna Bill Hua?
Yam-Kuch nahi.
OSAMA-Q?
Yam-Nark 2 Nark FREE Hai

SARDAR 2 PANDIT-Ap k sir pe Choti q H?
PANDIT-Is se Mere Dimag Me Vichar Aate H
SARDAR-Sala Idhar to pura TATA-SKY Laga H
Fir B kuch nhi ata.

Abhi Sirf Good NIGHT kyoki Aaj maine pee li hai..
.
.
.
.
.
.
. “SPRITE”
.
“Isliye Sidhi Baat No Bakwaas…”
@@Gud NIGHT@@
What’s D difference between stupid and idiot?
Stupid will delete this joke.
Idiot will forward this joke.
Ha ha,what will you do now?

Nafrat na karna kabhi hamse
ham a seh nahi payenge
Bus 1 bar keh dena k zarurat nahi tum jaise dost ki
aap ki kasam apko peetne apke ghar tak chale ayenge..

JO’ or ‘WO’ dono best friend the
1din ‘JO’ne 1 darawni film dekhi or ‘WO’ Mar gya
ab bolo ‘WO’ Kyu mar gaya.
?
?
?
kyunki JO dar gaya WO mar gaya

Love is life
~= SMS OF THE DAY =~
3 Rishte 3 Waqto par pahechane jate hai
1- Aulaad Budhape me
2- Dost Musibat me Aur
3- Girlfriend Garibi Me.

Girlfriend – Mai Apke Letters K
Stamp
Tickets Ko KISS
Krti Hu
Unhe Apke
LipS Ne Chhua
Hoga
Boyfriend -Par Mai To Unhe
Apne Kutte Ki
Naak Se Gila Kr K
Chipkata Tha

Phone Na KarnaBiLL Jyada Aayega
Message Na Karna Paisa Kharch Ho Jayega Miss Call Na Dena Battery Low Ho Jayegi,Bus DIL Se Yaad Karna Free Me Baat HO JayegI.

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